Starring Jason Alexander, Vanessa Williams, George Wendt, and Chynna Phillips
Directed by Gene Saks
Music by Charles Strouse; Lyrics by Lee Adams
Let's head back to the US for this remake of the 1963 movie. Though it did fairly well at the time and it certainly wasn't bad, it had a lot of problems, including deleting five songs and the two leading ladies being miscast. As in the Broadway show, they went with stage veterans who also knew their way around TV. How well does the story of how a rock star on his way to the army and his entourage descend on a typical small town work in a very different time period? Let's begin with those screaming fans of Conrad Birdie (Marc Kudish) and find out...
The Story: Albert Peterson (Alexander), Birdie's manager and songwriter, is trying to figure out how to deal with Birdie being drafted into the army. His long-time girlfriend Rose Alverez (Williams) would rather he gave up managing to marry her and be an English teacher, but Albert is under the thumb of his formidable mother and partner Mae (Tyne Daly). Mae sees him and Birdie as her meal ticket and threatens to kill herself every time he even remotely considers leaving show business or marrying Rose.
Rose comes up with the idea of Birdie kissing one typical fan on The Ed Sullivan Show as a farewell publicity stunt. The girl she chooses is Kim McAffee (Phillips), a normal energetic teenage girl in Sweet Apple, Ohio. She adores Birdie, sure, but she also loves her boyfriend Hugo Peabody (Jason Gaffney). Neither Hugo nor Kim's gruff father Harry (Wendt) are thrilled with the chaos that invades their home or with Birdie's screaming fans awakening them at all hours, until Harry finds out they're going to be on television.
Rose, however, is fed up with everything, including Mae when she turns up whining and begging her son to come back to New York. She lets Hugo hit Conrad on national television before Kim gets her kiss. Now Kim's furious with Hugo, and Conrad is bored stiff and tired of girls watching his every move. His insistence on taking Kim out for some fun and Rose's on going out on the town ends with all of the parents in Sweet Apple literally up in arms and Hugo and Albert learning how important their ladies are to them.
The Song and Dance: This time, it's the supporting cast and an impressive production for a 90's TV musical that really shines. Williams is a delight as the strong-willed Rosie, who may love Albert, but sure as heck won't let his obnoxious mother bully her. Her Shriner's Ballet, with Rose letting out her inhibitions at a local bar, is a highlight. Wendt has a few good moments as the frustrated Harry, especially early-on when he can't even read his newspaper without either Albert or Conrad's entourage interfering. Broadway star Kudisch projects so much heat as Conrad, you can totally understand why the girls are so crazy about him. The period-accurate costumes and colorful sets representing typical small-town America in 1959 are truly well-done, from Rose's dresses to Mae's fluffy furs and the pastel poodle skirts on the teenagers. I also appreciate that this comes a lot closer to the original Broadway show, without the silly subplot with Albert being a chemist that cluttered up the second half of the 1963 film.
The Numbers: We open with the title song over footage of Conrad's many screaming fans. It's heard later at the soda shop when four of the girls lament losing their idol. At their office in New York, Rosie tries to convince Albert that he's better off being "An English Teacher." The Sweet Apple teens crowd around two telephone booths to tell each other the latest gossip about Hugo and Kim in "The Telephone Hour." "How Lovely to Be a Woman" introduces Kim, dressing for a day out with her friends in boy's clothes despite talking about dressing up in the song. Albert encourages a despondent Birdie fan to "Put On a Happy Face" in Penn Station before he leaves for New York.
Hugo is furious when he discovers his steady girl is going to kiss a rock star on national television. Kim and her friends placate him by saying there's only "One Boy" for her. Albert and Rosie give very different versions of Conrad's background as "A Healthy, Normal American Boy" when they're about to leave for Sweet Apple. They drag out his fans to sing whenever the questions get too probing. The brief "Let's Settle Down" has Rosie impressed with small-town Ohio life and hoping she and Albert can have that for themselves. Conrad claims he's "Honestly Sincere" on his arrival in Sweet Apple, which causes just about everyone in town to faint at his charms.
Harry is finally won over by a "Hymn for a Sunday Evening" and the chance to be on national television. "One Last Kiss" is Conrad's big TV song, complete with the McAfee's in patriotic costumes and other Sweet Apple officials singing the chorus. Furious with their men, Rosie and Kim insist "What Did I Ever See In Him?" and go out for a night on the town. Conrad's pretty fed up, too, and tells Kim he has "A Lot of Livin' To Do." The McAfees wonder where they went wrong with the current generation in the ragtime lament "Kids." Rosie becomes the "Spanish Rose" Mrs. Peterson thinks she is as she sasses a bartender and dances with Shriners. The barflies become the chorus as Albert tries to get Rose to "Talk to Me" over the phone. "A Mother Doesn't Matter Anymore" wails Mae when Albert insists on dissolving their firm. Albert tells Rosie he's thrilled to have taken "A Giant Step" at the ice house and dances with his "Rosie" at the train station after he's gotten his mother and Conrad out of their lives for good.
Trivia: "A Mother Doesn't Matter Anymore" had apparently been written for the original 1960 Broadway production, but was dropped because Kay Medford wasn't a singer. It was reinstated to give Tyne Daly, who has sung on Broadway, more to do. "Let's Settle Down" and Albert's "What Did I Ever See In Her?" were written for the TV version. "A Giant Step" was written for a 1990 US tour. The title song originally turned up in the first film version and has been used in most productions of Bye Bye Birdie since.
"What Did I Ever See In Him," "Spanish Rose," "A Healthy, Normal American Boy," "Talk to Me," "An English Teacher," and the original music for the Shriners' Ballet were dropped from the 1963 version. Rose's fantasy ballet on what she'd do to Albert if she could, "One Hundred Ways to Kill a Man," is the only number to have been omitted from both screen and TV versions. (To be fair, it's usually cut from most stage versions nowadays as well, including the 2009 Broadway revival.)
NBC kept announcing a live version of Bye Bye Birdie with Jennifer Lopez, but it was finally canceled in favor of Dr. Seuss's The Grinch in 2020.
What I Don't Like: First of all, while Chyanna Phillips certainly looks more like a normal small-town woman than sensual Ann-Margaret, she's still no teenager. In fact, all of the so-called "teens" are obviously way too old for their roles and for screaming over rock idols. Stage and TV vets Daly and Alexander overdo their roles; Alexander in particular is a wonderful singer, but he's not really a leading man type. Daly's Mae is obnoxious to the point of nearly being unbearable. Vanessa Williams is African-American/Native American, not Hispanic.
In fact, we have the opposite problem from the 1963 film, which mainly focused on Kim, her father, and Albert. Here, it's Albert who is miscast. Wendt's funny when we see him, but he doesn't really have enough to do, especially in the first half. And yes, there's a reason I'm not a huge fan of this show in general. While some of it (like it's interracial main couple) may actually have been ahead of its time, other aspects of this show haven't dated well. Though The Ed Sullivan Show is slightly more visible on streaming than it would have been on TV in 1995, it and other similar variety programs of the 50's and 60's still aren't that well-remembered by families, let alone adored enough to have a whole number around it. There's also Rose's obsession with getting Albert to settle down, which may come off as annoying or too needy nowadays.
The Big Finale: Honestly, if you took the best parts of this and the best parts of the original 1963 film, you might get one good version of Bye Bye Birdie. As it stands, I did enjoy this one slightly more than the original film for its decent cast and fidelity to the stage show. If you love big, bold 60's musicals or the cast, you might want to give this "one last kiss" a look.
Home Media: Easily found on DVD and streaming, the latter often for free with commercials.
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