Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Cult Flops - Yolanda and the Thief

MGM, 1945
Starring Fred Astaire, Lucile Bremer, Frank Morgan, and Mildred Natwick
Directed by Vincent Minnelli
Music by Harry Warren; Lyrics by Arthur Freed

This was a major pet project of producer Arthur Freed, who was grooming Lucile Bremer to be MGM's next dancing star. It seemed to have everything going for it - an excellent cast that included Fred Astaire as Bremer's partner, memorable dances, a gorgeous production, and Vincent Minnelli's assured direction. Audiences and critics at the time didn't know what to make of it, and it wound up one of Freed's bigger flops. What happened? Let's take a train ride to the fictional Latin American country of Patria and find out...

The Story: Yolanda Aquitania (Bremer) is now the richest young woman in Patria, having just inherited her parents' oil business. Yolanda is a naive beauty who was raised in a convent and has no idea of how to handle such matters. Her prayers for guidance are overheard by a con man and thief named Johnny Riggs (Astaire). Hoping to get at her millions, he pretends to be her guardian angel. She allows him into her house, introducing him to her aunt (Natwick) and taking him into her confidence. He's happy to get her money for him and his partner Victor Budlow Trout (Morgan)...until he realizes he's fallen for her. Meanwhile, Yolanda is wondering why she has some very earthly feelings for this heavenly creature, and a gentleman named Mr. Candle (Leon Ames) seems to be hanging around, offering guidance of his own.

The Song and Dance: This may be the most unusual musical Fred Astaire ever did, even more than Finian's Rainbow. He's quite believable as a slinky con artist and gentleman thief (as he would be in the TV show It Takes a Thief over 20 years later), full of charm and airy enough that you can understand why Yolanda falls for his ruse. Natwick and Morgan are also good as Yolanda's strong-willed aunt and Astaire's dithery partner. Ames gets a rare non-fatherly role as the real guardian who has every intention of making sure everything works out all right in the end.

The movie is worth seeing for the production design alone. This is one of MGM's most gorgeous Technicolor movies of the 40's and 50's. The eye-catching design and lush tropical backgrounds pop off the screen, thanks to Vincent Minnelli's assured direction. Even when the fantasy comes off as too pretentious or arty, there's at least always something to look at onscreen.

Favorite Number: Two big dance routines are among Astaire's best duets with someone other than Ginger Rogers. The elaborate dream ballet has Astaire fleeing an airy, gauze-covered Bremer, who insists on marriage when he's not sure he's ready. "Coffee Time" is a jazzy, fun duet with Bremer in a yellow and white dress that nearly explodes against a wavy black and white dance floor, with the chorus in brilliant primary colors swirling around them. "Yolanda" is a lovely ballad for Astaire when he's convincing her that he's an angel, played on a (dubbed) harp and capped by a nice solo.

What I Don't Like: I agree with Astaire that the movie's trying too hard to be psychological and arty. It mostly comes off as pretentious. The fantasy element feels forced and awkward. Bremer is stiff and too old for her role as a former convent girl when she's not dancing.

The Big Finale: Worth seeing for the stunning costumes, sets, and color and delightful dances alone. If you love ballet on film or are a fan of Astaire, Minnelli, or the Technicolor MGM musicals of the 1940's and 50's, you'll want to float in on a cloud and check this one out.

Home Media: Currently only on DVD via the Warner Archives.

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Saturday, April 27, 2019

Family Fun Saturday - The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T

Columbia, 1953
Starring Hans Conried, Tommy Rettig, Mary Healy, and Peter Lind Hayes
Directed by Roy Rowland
Music by Frederick Hollander; Lyrics by Dr. Seuss

This is the only live-action film written by beloved children's author Dr. Seuss. He really threw himself into writing and developing this one, and was so disappointed when it was a huge flop, he refused to discuss it. It's picked up a somewhat better reputation in more recent years as audiences embrace it's odd musical numbers and wacky set and costume design. Is it a fine piano piece in the rough, or should it be blown to bits? Let's head to the home of young Bart Collins and join him in the middle of his own piano lessons to find out...

The Story: Bart (Rettig) does not like his piano lessons, or his demanding teacher Dr. Terwilliker (Conried). He wishes someone would listen to him, but his mother (Healy) thinks piano is important for his well-being, and Mr. Zablowski, the kindly plumber who works for her (Hayes), doesn't want to get involved. He drops off into a dream that has him as the first student at Dr. T's Terkwiller Institute. The insane Dr. T has built a piano so big, he needs 500 boys to play it. Bart breaks out, only to discover that his mother is marrying Dr. T under hypnosis. Zablonski is there as well, installing sinks. He doesn't believe Bart at first, until he discovers that Dr. T intends to have him killed. The duo dodge the mad doctor's truly weird guards and figure out a way to rescue Bart's mother and the kids from a lifetime of being chained to a piano.

The Song and Dance: Even if you didn't know who wrote it, it's not hard to tell that Dr. Seuss had a hand in this one. The lyrics are filled with twisty rhymes straight out of his books; the colorful and wacky sets look like live-action versions of the animated specials from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. Conried chews every bit of scenery he can as the domineering teacher who wants the instrument he adores to the the only one around. His guards and prisoners are even more wild, including the two guards connected by one beard and all the musicians he's captured literally growing moss in the dungeon.

Favorite Number: The Dungeon Ballet, as musicians who play other instruments besides the piano show Bart what they can do, is a riot of crazy moves and crazier costumes. Hayes sings the touching "Dream Stuff" with Bart when the boy first comes to him to ask for aid against Dr. T, and later joins the doctor and Bart's mother for a "Hypnotic Duel." Conried really has fun with getting ready for the big introduction of his piano in "Do Re Mi Duds."

Trivia: The movie was originally intended to be much longer, over two hours. A preview version tested poorly, and more than half the musical numbers were cut. While the cut footage has long vanished, the audio still exists, and a full version of the score can be found on CD.

What I Don't Like: As creative as this movie is, there are times when it's just too strange. The sequences as Bart is running around in the dungeons are creepy and unsettling. The premise with the kid's desire for a father and his dislike of the piano is about as 50's as you can get for a kid's movie. Hayes and Healy are stiff and not terribly interesting as Bart's mother and the man he wants to be his father figure, although Healy is hypnotized for half the movie.

The Big Finale: If you're looking for a truly original musical for kids and they can handle some of the darker moments or are Dr. Seuss fans, they may find a lot to love in this unusual tale. It has enough fun to make even a Grinch smile.

Home Media: Another movie with a cult following that makes it fairly easy to find on DVD. Along with the solo DVD and Blu-Ray, it's a part of that Musicals 20 Movie DVD set from Mill Creek Entertainment.

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Oklahoma! (1955)

20th Century Fox/RKO, 1955
Starring Shirley Jones, Gordon MacRae, Charlotte Greenwood, and Gloria Grahame
Directed by Fred Zimmerman
Music by Richard Rodgers; Lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II

I'm doing this one in honor of the 75th anniversary revival of the original stage show that just opened on Broadway a couple of weeks ago. This is a far more traditional take on this story than the stripped-down version that's currently playing in New York, and was a huge hit in 1955. Rodgers and Hammerstein personally oversaw the production and made sure it was represented faithfully. How does it compare now? Let's head to the wide open plains of Skidmore, Indiana Territory in 1912 to find out...

The Story: Cowboy Curly (MacRae) wants to ask pretty farm girl Laurey (Jones) out to the big box social that night, but her hired hand Jud Fry (Rod Steiger) gets there first. He ends up going with Laurey's Aunt Eller (Greenwood). Laurey likes Curly, but Jud has an edge of danger to him. Angry, Curly goes to the smoke house where Jud lives to more-or-less threaten him. Aunt Eller warns them off, but Laurey's still nervous. Turns out she has reason to be. Jud's interest in her is turning into obsession. His competing with Curly for Laurey bubbles over at the party...and ultimately ends in tragedy.

Laurey's best friend Ado Annie (Grahame) is having her own romantic problems. She's been pursuing the Persian peddler Ali Hakim (Eddie Albert), but her true love Will Parker (Gene Nelson) is back in town. Her father Mr. Carnes (James Whitmore) promised that he could marry Annie if he had 50 dollars. He had it, but he spent it on gifts for Annie. Ali's not really interested in Annie...and he may have a way to make everyone happy.

The Song and Dance: There's a reason this show was such a hit when it first debuted in 1943. While its relatively dark story and use of music to propel the action isn't as revolutionary today, the script and the simple story mostly still work. Of the cast, my favorites are Greenwood as a perfectly salty Aunt Eller, Jones as troubled Laurey, and Grahame as the indecisive Annie. Too bad Grahame didn't do more comedy, as her Annie is hilarious as she switches between beaus. Nelson makes an amiable Will Parker, and Stieger is darkly menacing as the loutish Jud. The gorgeous costumes and lovely color cinematography (in CinemaScope or ToddAO) give us a marvelous view of a changing state.

One of the things I really enjoy about the movie are getting to see details of farm life and local ritual that didn't make it onto the stage, like Laurey bathing in a local river or the "shiveree" with the men tossing corn husk dolls at Curly and Laurey on a hay stack. It brings at least a little more authenticity to the proceedings.

Favorite Number: Agnes de Mille recreated her famous dances from the original cast here, including Laurey's dream ballet mid-way through that gives us her dream of what will happen if she marries Curly...and her nightmare with Jud. Nelson gets to show off his ragtime steps with "Everything's Up to Date In Kansas City," and he and Grahame do an adorable "All or Nuthin'." MacRae's opening "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin'" sounds gorgeous, and he, Jones, and Greenwood have fun with "The Surrey With the Fringe on the Top." Grahame's not really a singer, but her expressions are so funny in "I Cain't Say No," it works anyway.

Along with "Laurey Makes Up Her Mind," probably the most famous numbers here are the ensemble routines. Laurey and the girls claim that "Many a New Day" will pass before they mourn a lost love as they perform a charming dance in lovely frilly petticoats. The big title song is appropriately rousing as well.

Trivia: The movie was actually made by the Magna Corporation and originally filmed in the 70 millimeter ToddAO process. My review is based on the CinemaScope 35 mm version, but the ToddAO one is also available and has a few different scenes.

It was supposed to film in the real Oklahoma, but oil drilling there forced them a few states over to Arizona.

The movie version cut Ali Hakim's comic number "It's a Scandal, It's an Outrage," and Jud's mournful "Lonely Room."

Marc Platt, who appeared the year before as Daniel, one of the brothers in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, can be seen in a few numbers and during the party. He's the one who buys Curly's saddle and claims Annie's sweet potato pie gave him a "three day bellyache."

What I Don't Like: As lovely as Arizona is, the location shooting makes the sound stage-bound sets look cramped and fake. Eddie Albert is funny as Ali Hakim, but his character is basically a stereotype and may annoy some people today. Speaking of plot points that don't work now, in 1955, Curly probably just looked like he was needling Jud a bit over his interest in Laurey during that "Poor Jud Is Dead" song. Nowadays, he comes off as a jerk who is practically encouraging a man to commit suicide. No wonder Jud attacks them later. The costumes are gorgeous and fairly authentic. The extremely 50's hair and makeup, especially the cute, short dos on some of the younger girls, are not.

And while "Scandal" isn't one of the better songs in the score and is no great loss, I do wish they'd kept "Lonely Room," even if they had to dub Steiger. It explains Jud's motivations and back story far better than any dialogue could.

The Big Finale: This has long been one of my favorite movies, and my favorite Rodgers and Hammerstein musical. If you haven't seen it yet, this is the perfect time to head to the brand-new Sooner State and meet its colorful residents. Highly recommended.

Home Media: My 2-disc DVD set that includes the CinemaScope and ToddAO versions is out of print, but was re-released in 2017. It's on Blu-Ray and most streaming platforms as well.

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Hello, Frisco, Hello

20th Century Fox, 1943
Starring Alice Faye, John Payne, June Havoc, and Jack Oakie
Directed by H. Bruce Humberstone
Music by Harry Warren and others; Lyrics by Mack Gordon and others

This was one of Alice Faye's last movies for Fox before she retired to take care of her children, and one of her biggest. It was a huge hit during the later World War II years and introduced the Oscar-winning standard "You'll Never Know." Does the rest of the movie live up to that song's success? Let's head to a saloon on San Francisco's notorious Barbary Coast around 1915 and find out...

The Story: Song and dance quartet Trudy Evans (Faye), Johnny Cornell (Payne), Dan Daley (Oakie), and Beluah Clancy (Havoc) are fired from their job at a Barbary Coast saloon for putting on a new telephone-themed number not approved of by their boss Sharkey (Ward Bond). Angry, Johnny first has them playing in the streets, then opens his own dance hall, The Grizzly Bear. They're a huge success, attracting high society as well as lower-class Coast regulars. Among the Nob Hill residents who attend the Grizzly's opening night is Bernice Croft (Lynn Bari), the daughter of a rich art patron. Johnny loves her art and her lavish mansion, but not how she treats his job. All he thinks about are his show business aspirations, even getting Trudy to sing onstage while she's supposed to be on a date with him.

Trudy is in love with him, but his real interest is in social standing. He marries a now-broke Bernice to get in with her rich society friends and start an opera house. Heartbroken, Trudy accepts a job in London, where she becomes a big success. Johnny, meanwhile, is in trouble. The opera was a flop, Bernice left him after she admitted to loving money and her lavish lifestyle more than him, and now he wants to sell the Grizzly Bear. Dan and Beluah call Trudy back to help him, but they have to figure out how she can do it without offending Johnny's pride.

The Song and Dance: Faye really anchors this colorful tale as the woman who loves Johnny and will stand by him no matter what. Bari is appropriately icy as the spoiled Nob Hill heiress who only cares about money and culture. The color cinematography was nominated for an Oscar. Love the gorgeous, period-accurate costumes with tons of frills and sequins that really bring this show business story to life.

Favorite Number: "You'll Never Know" is sung twice in the movie, both times during the big telephone act that gets the group into so much trouble during the opening. The telephone number really is cute, with Faye and Payne having fun flirting by this newfangled invention. The "It's Tulip Time In Holland" dance number at the Grizzly Bear features some amazing death-defying roller skating, especially from from the couple at the end who swing each other around in time to the music. Faye gets two really fun numbers with the chorus, the Irish-themed "Bedelia/Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly?" that also featured Oakie, and the lovely and romantic "By the Light of the Silvery Moon" in England. Faye looks like a live-action Disney Cinderella in that number, seven years before that movie came out.

Trivia: This is a historical remake of the modern-set 1936 musical King of Burlesque, which also featured Alice Faye and Jack Oakie.

What I Don't Like: Although John Payne is a good singer, he was never really comfortable in musicals. Johnny is a bit of a jerk, to the point where you wonder why Trudy stands by him. (Dan and Beluah threaten to walk out several times.) Neither he nor the movie can figure out what it is that he's after. He switches from just wanting his own place to being obsessed with ascending Nob Hill way too quickly! His interest in Beatrice - or her money - is pretty sudden as well. And while some of the numbers are fun, a lot of them are just padding, particularly towards the end, and do nothing but draw out the story.

The Big Finale: One of Alice Faye's most famous movies is necessary for her fans and a pleasant watch for lovers of 40's musicals.

Home Media: On DVD as part of Fox's "Marquee Musicals" series. It can also be found in a DVD set of Faye's films and on several streaming platforms.

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Saturday, April 20, 2019

Happy Easter! - Easter Parade

MGM, 1948
Starring Fred Astaire, Judy Garland, Ann Miller, and Peter Lawford
Directed by Charles Walters
Music and Lyrics by Irving Berlin

This movie is a bit of an Easter tradition for me. I've watched it every year on Easter night or the night before Easter since I originally taped it off TCM in the late 90's. (I've since replaced that video with a DVD.) It took MGM long enough to get it off the ground in the 40's. Gene Kelly and Cyd Charisse were originally supposed to appear, but they got hurt and were replaced with Astaire and Miller, and there were Garland's ongoing problems as well. Plus, Astaire had originally gone into retirement and had to be coaxed back. Was all the trouble worth it? Let's head to New York's Fifth Avenue, the day before Easter 1912, and find out...

The Story: Vaudeville dancer Don Hewes (Astaire) is looking forward to spending Easter with his partner Nadine Hale (Miller), but she tells him that she just took a part in the Ziegfeld Frolic and wants to go solo. Don's crushed, and his best friend Johnny Harrow (Lawford) thinks she's being selfish. She's more interested in him, but he knows Don still loves her. Angry, Don plucks singer Hannah Brown (Garland) out of the chorus of a bar show and tells her he's going to make her his partner. He tries to recreate his vaudeville ballroom dancing act with her, but as a furious Nadine points out, she's ill-suited to it. Meanwhile, Johnny has become smitten with Hannah, and she has feelings for Don.

Don finally comes to the conclusion that ballroom dancing doesn't work with vivacious Hannah. When he retools the act to emphasize comedy and her singing, it becomes a big success. Initially offered a role in the Ziegfeld Frolics, Don turns it down when he realizes that Hannah would be competing against Nadine, realizing that he's in love with her. Luck is with them - they're given an even bigger spot in a Dillingham show. Despite the show being a hit, Nadine decides she wants one dance with Don "for old time's sake," upsetting Hannah. It's Johnny who finally brings everyone together, just in time for New York's big Easter showcase on Fifth Avenue.

The Song and Dance: This charming confection wound up being the biggest hit musical of 1948, and the second-biggest movie at the box office that year. No wonder, with this cast. Astaire and Garland work beautifully together as the dancer who thinks he's trying to get his girl back and the girl he chooses to replace her. Miller, making her MGM debut after several years of doing B musicals at Columbia, is quite funny as Nadine, and Lawford's adorably dorky as Don's law-college buddy who is pursing Hannah while being pursued by Nadine. Jules Munshin has a running gag where everyone keeps walking out of the restaurant he works at, and another where he gets to describe his best salad to the diners.

Appropriately for a movie about Easter, there's some gorgeous period costumes here. Special kudos for the amazing hats, from the "Happy Easter" montage in the beginning with women showing off the latest haberdashery fashions for Astaire to Garland's lovely pink wide-brimmed number (and Astaire's top hat with the ribbons) in the finale.

Favorite Number: Of the songs written for the film, my favorite is Lawford and Garland's adorable duet in the rain, "A Fella With an Umbrella." Lawford may not be much of a singer, but he's so cute under that umbrella, you wonder how Garland can resist him. Astaire gets two of his best solos, "Drum Crazy" in the opening as he shows a little boy the delights of drums and "Steppin' Out With My Baby" with the chorus in the Dillingham show. The latter showcases some unusual special effects, including Astaire slowing down while the rest of the dancers continue at normal speed, that still look pretty good today. Miller has an incredible "Shakin' the Blues Away" solo in the Ziegfeld Frolic, and has a nice boys-and-canes routine at the end of the chorus number "The Girl On the Magazine Cover." (By the way, see how many magazine covers represented in that song you can find on newsstands or online today.)

Probably the most famous number from this one is "A Couple of Swells," with Garland and Astaire dressed as hobos pretending to be millionaires. Considering it apparently took Garland long enough to talk Astaire into the whole thing (he didn't like not being seen dressed up), it wound up being one of the funniest routines from any classic MGM musical.

Trivia: I give Miller a lot of credit for doing as well on "Shakin' the Blues Away" as she did. She wore a back brace during filming after being thrown downstairs by her abusive then-husband.

What I Don't Like: The plot is a mess of romantic comedy cliches and can be confusing about who's chasing whom at times, especially towards the end. Don and Johnny are right about Nadine being selfish. She should have at least told Don she wanted to leave well before she took that role, or given him some notice. As cute as "Drum Crazy" is, it's really extraneous, and was likely only there to give Astaire a solo without the chorus. And as much as I love the costumes, the movie doesn't really feel very historical, or Easter-ish, for that matter. It probably could have been set anytime in the early-mid 20th century and at any time of the year without missing a beat.

The Big Finale: Fluffy story aside, the delightful music and enjoyable performances are more than enough reason to make this one a part of your Easter traditions, too.

Home Media: Alas, my two-disc DVD set appears to be out of print, but the Blu-Ray is avalible, and it can be found on several streaming platforms.

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Thursday, April 18, 2019

A Star Is Born (2018)

Warner Bros, 2018
Starring Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Sam Elliot, and Rafi Gavron
Directed by Bradley Cooper
Music and Lyrics by Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Lukas Nelson, and others

No one was expecting much of the fourth version of this oft-told story when it came out last October. Cooper had never sung on-screen or directed; this was Lady Gaga's first starring role in a movie. It wound up being one of the bigger hits of 2018, was on many critics' ten best lists at the end of the year, and got eight Oscar nominations. How does it stack up against the hype...and the famous earlier movies from 1954 and 1976? Let's head to California for a country music concert and find out...

The Story: Jackson Maine (Cooper) is one of the biggest stars in country music. He's also also struggling with alcohol and drug addictions and hearing loss. Hoping to cheer him up, his manager and older half-brother Bobby (Elliot) takes him to a gay bar where he's entranced by Ally (Lady Gaga), a waitress who beautifully performs the French song "La Vie En Rose" for the crowd. He's further smitten after she tries to punch out a fan who was bothering him. They get to talking, and he invites her to his concert. He even gets her onstage. She's so successful, she ends up going on tour with him. Things aren't going as well with Bobby. Jack fires him after he learns that he sold the ranch they grew up on...only to learn that he'd been too drunk to hear about the sale.

Rez, a smarmy record producer (Gavron), is so impressed with Ally, he offers her a contract and steers her more towards generic pop music. Jack claims he's not upset, but he passes out drunk in public and ends up recovering at the home of his friend George (Dave Chappelle), missing one of her shows. Not only does he make up with Ally, but proposes to her and eventually rehires Bobby. As she grows more and more popular, he begins to fall more and more off the wagon, ending in his passing out drunk at the Grammys while she's giving her speech for Best New Artist. He goes to a rehabilitation group, and Ally cancels her upcoming to take care of him. Rez claims Jack is holding her back...but it isn't until after he's gone that she realized how important he was to her and her music.

The Song and Dance: Wow. Cooper and Lady Gaga's chemistry was off the charts, especially in the musical numbers. Every time they're on the screen, you can practically feel the sparks between them. Cooper, Elliot, and Lady Gaga got Oscar nods as tough-but-vulnerable Jack, his gruff older brother,  and the strong-willed Ally; Chappelle added much-needed levity in his brief role as one of Jack's closest friends. Lady Gaga feels so real and down-to-earth as Ally, you'd never know this is the same woman who once paraded around in a meat dress.

Favorite Number: "Shallow" won Best Original Song at the Golden Globes and the Oscars...and yeah, I can see why, especially when Cooper and Lady Gaga sing it in that first concert. Their performance is electric. Lady Gaga's "La Vie en Rose" at the gay bar is so raw and emotional, you can understand why Jack fell so hard for her. His best solo is the touching "Maybe This Time." She gets two gorgeous ballads towards the end, "Before I Cry" and "I'll Never Love Again." And...I know it's supposed to be a representation of how Ally sold out, but the pop-py "Why Did You Do That," sung on the Saturday Night Live sequence, is actually a lot of fun.

What I Don't Like: As good as Cooper is, there may be just a little too much of him. Previous versions of the movie focused more on the Ally character and how she becomes a star. It's really her story, not his. Cooper should have shared a bit more. And there's no denying you've seen the story before. The cliches are handled better here than they were in Bohemian Rhapsody, but they're still pretty obvious.

The Big Finale: If you're a fan of rock, pop, romantic tearjerkers, or either of the stars, you'll want to hit the road and watch Ally become a star, too.

Home Media: As one of the most recent movies I've reviewed and a huge hit, this is quite easy to find in any format of your choosing.

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Tuesday, April 16, 2019

You'll Never Get Rich

Columbia, 1941
Starring Fred Astaire, Rita Hayworth, Robert Benchley, and Osa Massen
Directed by Sidney Lanfield
Music and Lyrics by Cole Porter

Rita Hayworth was one of the most popular actresses on the planet in the 40's and 50's. While she was capable of doing everything from comedy to action, she was best known for the series of musicals made around her considerable dancing talents in the 40's and early 50's. This would be the first of two musicals she made with Fred Astaire, who was looking to make a comeback after his post-Ginger Rogers career had foundered. How does their first pairing look today? Let's head backstage and find out...

The Story: Theater owner Martin Cortland (Benchley) is in a real pickle. He's given a diamond bracelet to one of the chorus girls in his current show, Sheila Winthrop (Hayworth), but his wife Julia (Frieda Inescourt), is starting to catch wise to his woman-chasing. He tries to get his manager Robert Curtis (Astaire) to claim he gave the diamond bracelet, but Sheila doesn't believe him. Robert sees his being drafted as a way out of the whole mess, but he's not much of a soldier. His constant dancing doesn't make him popular with his commander Captain Tom Barton (John Hubbard), and neither does enlisting his buddies Kewpie Blain (Guinn "Big Boy" Williams) and Swiv (Cliff Nazarro) to help him steal a captain's uniform and show off for Sheila.

Things go better when Martin turns up to create a show for the enlisted men...but then Sheila claims she's going to marry Captain Barton and go to Panama with him, and Martin hires another dancer, Sonia (Massen), for her part. Robert tries to get the diamond bracelet back, only to learn it's now engraved with Sonia's name. Sheila leaves...but then so does Sonia. Now Robert and Martin have to get Sheila back, before they have no leading lady and no show.

The Song and Dance: Hayworth and Astaire are pretty much the only reasons to see this one. Hayworth in particular is sassy and hilarious in her first major musical, and she looks great dancing with Astaire. Astaire does better in the beginning when he's on more accustomed territory. Robert Benchley is less believable as a womanizer, but he does have his moments, especially when he's dealing with his wife.

Favorite Number: Two of Astaire's best solos can be found during the guardhouse sequences. Black singing group the Four Tones nicely back him for the Oscar-nominated "Since I Kissed My Baby Goodbye" and we later get another black group for the instrumental "A-staireable Rag." He and Hayworth have a short but snappy rehearsal routine in the opening, along with the dreamy "So Near and Yet So Far" duet in more traditional gown and tux later. The finale "The Wedding Cake Walk" has Astaire, Hayworth, and the chorus dancing on a wedding cake shaped like a tank.

What I Don't Like: The entire farcical plot makes absolutely no sense. Astaire never did work well in military-themed musicals; he's just not believable as a soldier, and not only because of his age. He's too flighty to take orders. As mentioned, Benchley isn't exactly what you'd call a womanizer, either. Massen only appears sporadically during the second half and doesn't have a chance to make much of an impression, or even get to dance. Williams and Nazzaro are a bit annoying as Astaire's comic relief buddies.

Other than "Since I Kissed My Baby Goodbye" (which was nominated for an Oscar), this isn't one of Cole Porter's more memorable scores. The two chorus songs are especially dull; "So Near" is redeemed by Astaire and Hayworth's lovely dance routine.

The Big Finale: If you're a big fan of Astaire or Hayworth, this is worth looking around for.

Home Media: The solo DVD is currently manufactured-on-demand at Amazon, and the Blu-Ray from Twilight Time is out of print. Your best bet may either to stream it, or do what I did and pick it up in a collection with 19 other vintage Columbia films from Mill Creek Entertainment.

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