Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Happy Halloween! - The Worst Witch (1986)

ITV, 1986
Starring Fairuza Balk, Charlotte Rae, Diana Rigg, and Tim Curry
Directed by Robert Young
Music and Lyrics by various

Happy Halloween, everyone! Let's return to England for this year's holiday tale. After all those bizarre campfests last week, I thought we'd do some musicals for the whole family. The book The Worst Witch came out in 1974 and was an instant hit, spawning a long series of pre-teen novels and four live-action TV series from 1998 to 2020. Does this first adaptation live up to the ones that came later, or should it be expelled from witch school? Let's begin at the school, with Mildred Hubble (Balk) as she wonders why growing up is so hard, and find out...

The Story: Mildred is the worst witch at Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches. She can't figure out basic spells, can't get her cat to sit on her broom, and accidentally turns stuck-up Ethel Hallow (Anna Kipling) into a pig. Miss Cackle (Rae) thinks she has potential and encourages her, but deputy school mistress Miss Hardbroom (Rigg) constantly scolds and reprimands her. After Ethel's sabotage messes up her Halloween flight for the Grand Wizard (Curry), she runs away...only to discover Miss Cackle's evil twin sister Agatha (Rae) and her coven plotting to take over the school. Mildred is the only one who can stop them from turning the other students into toads and pushing the teachers aside.

The Song and Dance: The location filming at a real British prep school (though ironically one for boys) gives this a real Harry Potter flair. Balk is a charming and very funny Mildred, especially when she and Ethel confront each other after a game to scare each other goes wrong. Rae is equally funny as kindly Miss Cackle and her total opposite, fright-wigged Agatha. Tim Curry absolutely steals the show as the adored head Wizard whose wildly sensual number may be his best since "Sweet Transvestite." No wonder all the girls (and a few teachers) swoon over him.

Favorite Number: We open with Mildred thinking "Growing Up Isn't Easy" over the credits, as we see how she's treated at the school and her chronic lateness. Bonnie Langford sings this sweet and wistful ballad. The students and teachers perform the school song...but Agatha's not impressed with their gentle choral number, thinking it would be much better if she wrote it to be more wicked. She describes how delightfully horrible "My Little School" will be as she and her coven chant around their smoking cauldron in the woods.

The big one here is "Anything Can Happen at Halloween." Curry's solo has been kicking around the Internet for years, well before the full movie appeared, and for good reason. The song is an intense, if oddly worded, hard rock number that Curry puts over with an absolute relish that's nearly sexual. He's hard to look away from, even with a psychedelic background of swirling colors and Halloween images in the backdrop behind him.

What I Don't Like: Other than the school backdrops, this looks like a low-budget British TV production from 1986. The green screen whenever anyone is flying and during Curry's "Halloween" number is painfully obvious, as are any attempts at special effects. The witch's cauldron looks like a cheap plastic Halloween prop that couldn't hold a bag of trick-or-treat candy. Mildred's story is more self-discovery than fighting truly nasty villains. Anyone expecting a darker or more action-oriented story ala Harry Potter may be a bit disappointed. 

The Big Finale: For all the cheapness, this still retains enough charm to be recommended for elementary school and pre-teens Mildred's age after trick-or-treating, if for no other reason than seeing Curry's number.

Home Media: There is a DVD, but it's expensive. You may be better off looking for this used or checking around for it at YouTube.

Saturday, October 28, 2023

Family Fun Saturday - Monster High 2

Nickelodeon/Paramount, 2023
Starring Miia Harris, Nayah Damasen, Cici Balagot, and Salena Qureshi
Directed by Todd Holland
Music and Lyrics by various

The first Monster High movie was a roaring success, the number one family film on Nickelodeon and Paramount Plus during its debut week. It was such a massive hit, Nick greenlit a second film within weeks of the first film's release. Is this movie just as much fun as the first, or should it be cast out of school? Let's begin with "EekTok" videos relating the previous movie and how Clawdeen (Harris) has become famous since saving the school and find out...

The Story: On the first day back at class, were-cat Toralei Stripe (Qureshi) returns from a year-long trip to Scaris, France. She's stridently against witchcraft and non-monsters attending Monster High, having been attacked by witches while in Scaris. Clawdeen stands up to her, but she insists on protecting one's pack. Headmistress Bloodgood (Marci T. House) nominates Clawdeen and Toralei for prefect, the head of the school who sets an example for everyone else. Toralei intends to run on a platform of inclusiveness, but Clawdeen insists the school is for everyone.

Meanwhile, Draculaura (Damasen) has fallen for a handsome vampire named Ellis (Bonale Fambrini) who also does witchcraft. Witchcraft, however, is banned at the school after two witches attack Draculaura in her room. Clawdeen is now nervous about including witches in her campaign, offending Draculaura. Ellis turns out to have his own secrets. He asks Draculaura to join his coven. It's really his mother Zamara (Ana Ortiz) who is after Draculaura, hoping to use her and her magic to eliminate every vampire in the monster world!

The Song and Dance: I have to admit, I'm enjoying these films. They're a little bit better than Disney's similar ZOMBIES and Descendants, thanks to enjoyable characters and their detailed world. Qureshi is the best addition as the sassy Toralei, who having been burned by witches, believes they're all out to attack monster-kind. Frankie is just as adorable trying to control their newly downloaded powers, and Deuce, his fire-powered friend Heath (Justin Derickson), and Cleo DeNile (Jy Prishkulnick) all have more to do. The costumes and especially the makeup continue to do a decent job making the kids look like their toy counterparts.

Favorite Number: We open at school with "My Heart Goes Boom, Boom" as all of the kids describe being back after the summer. Draculaura and Ellis happily claim that the "Reason We've Got Magic" is to bring their warring clans together and make the monster world a better place. Clawdeen and Toralei claim "You Don't Know" what it's like to be an outsider. The three best friends come together to claim this is "Not How Our Story Goes," and if they fight, they fight together. "Monsters Are" is the big final number, as everyone embraces monsters and humans of all stripes and admits that one can find a friend anywhere.

What I Don't Like: The cliches run just as heavy here as they did in the first movie. You can predict pretty much everything that happens from a mile off, including what Ellis turns out to be, what Zamara's plot is, and who becomes prefict. Other characters still get short shrift, including zombie Ghoulia, Abbey Bomible the daughter of the Abominable Snowman, and half-ghost, half-human Demi Boovais, who adores Clawdeen. The "be yourself" morals continue to be pushed too hard; once again, this is not the place for subtlety.

The Big Finale: This is great Halloween party fare for 8 to 14-year-olds who are horror fans, collect the dolls, or are fans of Disney's ZOMBIES or Descendants. 

Home Media: Currently streaming only. Free on Paramount Plus with a subscription

Thursday, October 26, 2023

Musicals On TV - Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

Showtime, 2005
Starring Kristin Bell, Christian Campbell, Ana Gasteyer, and Alan Cumming
Directed by Andy Fickman
Music and Lyrics by Dan Studney and David Manning

If a musical about a snooker-playing vampire is bizarre, what do we call a musical based on a notorious exploitation film? And one that goes much further into its horrific concept than the original film ever did. The original Reefer Madness dates from 1936, when it was presented as an educational morality tale created by a church group to teach young people about the dangers of drug use. 

Somewhere around 1938 or '39, exploitation filmmaker Dwain Esper purchased it and added more salacious scenes, screening it throughout the 40's. Neither he nor the original creator bothered correcting the copyright, so the movie fell in the public domain...which made it popular in the 70's on the midnight movie circuit and with groups looking to legalize cannabis. The songwriters saw the film in 1998 and thought it would make a great musical. It was a hit in LA and later turned up off-Broadway before it turned up in this film version. Is it just as enjoyably weird as the 1936 film, or should it be sent down with the devil? Let's begin in black and white 1936, as The Lecturer (Cummings) introduces our story to a group of PTA parents, and find out...

The Story: Jimmy Harper (Campbell) loves Mary Lane (Bell), but he has two left feet when it comes to swing dancing. He wants to impress her, so he lets slick Jack Stone (Steven Webber) take him across town to give him lessons. Turns out he's really a drug pusher whose home is a Reefer Den, where he lives with his girlfriend Mae (Gasteyer), drug-crazed college drop-out Ralph (John Kassir), and addled prostitute and out-of-wedlock mother Sally (Amy Spangler). 

Jack gets Jimmy quickly hooked on drugs after a wild sexual hallucination. No one can figure out the sudden change in him, not even Mary. Jimmy's so far gone, he even ignores a vision from Heaven. Jimmy tries to drop the drugs after he and Sally run over an old man, claiming to Mary he'll return to her. He's lured back to the den by Jack, who plies him with brownies. Mary follows, too...but when Jimmy sees Mary gone on drugs and Ralph pawing her, he attacks Ralph. Jack's shot ends up killing Mary, and Jack frames Jimmy for her death. Now Jimmy may end up taking the rap, if Mae doesn't come forward and admit what "the Stuff" has done to her life and the lives of so many others.

The Song and Dance: As you can guess from the plot description, this is seriously weird. It's supposed to be spoofing the drug culture, other musicals, and cheapie exploitation films, but the dark subject matter and heavy blood and violence definitely push it into black comedy territory. Campbell and especially Bell are hilarious as the clean-cut kids who are suddenly turned into murderers and sex fiends due to the drug culture, and Gastmeyer is excellent as abused, pushed-around Mae. Cummings is appropriately sinister, yet oddly friendly as the Lecturer who seems to be everywhere at once. Surprisingly attractive production for a TV musical too, with stunning costumes recreating sweet 30's suburbia and kinky drug-fueled fantasies and gorgeous bright-hued sets.

Favorite Number:  We open in the black-and-white schoolroom, as the Lecturer explains to his audience what we're about to see and what is so horrible about "Reefer Madness." Mary and Jimmy imagine they'll be just like "Romeo and Juliet" in their first duet, not realizing just how close to those doomed lovers their romance will get. Mae laments how she's so hooked on "The Stuff," she can't escape her abusive relationship with Jack. The teens in town and soda shoppe owner Miss Poppy (Neve Campbell) get some wild swing dancing in "Down at the Ol' Five and Dime." Jack grabs Miss Poppy to show Jimmy and the teens how dancing is really done, in a tango that's far more passionate than almost anything that would have been shown onscreen in 1936.

Jimmy's first drug hit turns into "The Orgy," a wild sexual fantasy of nearly-naked dancers strutting around waving marijuana branches. Mary counters with "Lonely Pew" as she prays at a local church that Jimmy will remember how much she loves him. "Listen to Jesus, Jimmy," begs the angels from Heaven as he himself tries to point out to the young man that he's following a very dark path. Jimmy repents and briefly returns to his "Mary Jane/Mary Lane," in a ballad so joyous, everyone in the entire film - even the old man who got run over and the people in the PTA audience - sing along with it. 

"The Brownie Song" takes us into animation as Jimmy's rhapsody about his first drug pastry becomes another wild fantasy number. Ralph accuses Mary of being "Little Miss Sunshine," until she takes the drug and suddenly turns into a black leather-clad dominatrix in his imagination. Jimmy realizes how much like Romeo and Juliet they are during "Mary's Death." It's "Murder!" when Mae wonders if pulling back from telling the truth and letting Jimmy take the rap is a good idea. She's still covered in blood when she runs to the President and turns her admittance of Jimmy's innocence into the grand finale "Tell 'Em the Truth," complete with Sally as Lady Liberty, Ralph as Uncle Sam, Jack as George Washington, and prisoners strutting all around the electric chair.

Trivia: Look for Neve Campbell in a cameo as Miss Poppy. 

"Mary Jane/Mary Lane" won the Best Song Emmy in 2005. 

What I Don't Like: First and foremost, the violence, blood, and heavy subject matter makes this absolutely not for children. It's also not for those looking for a lighter musical. Despite the big fancy chorus numbers, this is as toasty-dark of a comedy as you can get. It's not for those looking for subtlety, either. This is as in-your-face as the notorious anti-drug film it's making fun of. 

And speaking of, it does make some changes from the original film and the stage show. In the original movie, Jimmy was two characters. Bill was Mary's boyfriend who got involved with drugs, Jimmy was her brother. Mae's name was Blanche, and she jumped out a window rather than state evidence against Jack. Jack had a boss he answered to, and Ralph tried to attack Mary. Ralph kills Jack, not Blanche. It also drops several songs from the stage show, but does add "Mary Jane/Mary Lane" and "The Brownies Song."

The Big Finale: If you're an adult who loves black comedy, have seen the original exploitation film, or are looking for a truly dark and bizarre musical, this one is highly recommended. 

Home Media: Easily found on DVD and streaming. Tubi currently has it for free with ads.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Cult Flops - Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

ITC Entertainment, 1987
Starring Phil Daniels, Bruce Payne, Alun Armstrong, and Louise Gold
Directed by Alan Clarke
Music and Lyrics by various

This week's Halloween Horror-Fest gets seriously weird with two bizarre cult flicks that couldn't precisely be called horror, but can't really be called anything else, either. Our first entry comes to us from across the Atlantic. Clarke was best known for directing several BBC plays, most of them dramas or horror. After directing the theatrical version of one of them, Scum, he went ahead and made what would be his first original theatrical release...and "original" is the right word for it. Just how weird is this musical about a young man who plays a vampire to win the "snooker" (a type of billiards) championship? Let's start with that young man, Billy Kid (Daniels) playing snooker to win and find out...

The Story: T.O (Payne), Billy's manager, is also a compulsive gambler who owes piles of money to loan shark The Wednesday Man (Don Henderson). He'll cancel T.O's debt if he can arrange a 17-round grudge snooker match with reigning snooker champion Maxwell Randall, an actual blood sucker known as the Green Baize Vampire. 

T.O hires journalist Miss Sullivan (Gold) to interview Maxwell and Billy separately and ask questions designed to stir trouble between them. It works, especially with Maxwell, who is close to retirement, but has no desire to share the limelight with some upstart Cockney. The Wednesday Man, however, has his own motives for the match, and he has no intentions of playing fair. Billy has to rely on his own talent and cunning when it turns out there's a lot more riding on this match than just a world championship.

The Song and Dance: Well, I think we just found one of the most unique musicals ever created. I've never heard of another musical, or film, for that matter, revolving around vampires and a grudge snooker game. For all the weirdness, the cast is obviously having a great time with the strange premise. Payne and Armstrong are the stand-outs as the smarmy manager desperate to cover his gambling debts and the aging vampire pool shark with a fondness for the elegant "old days" who despises the grittier new guards. The booming music has the feel of the big Andrew Lloyd Webber rock operas that were wildly popular in London at the time, driving, bombastic, and campy. 

Favorite Number: We open with Billy's "Green Stamps" over his first game as we see what he does, why he does it, and meet his entourage. T.O gets "Poker Song" when he's gambling and "I'm the One" as he reminds Billy how he promoted him into the big shot he is now. Maxwell reminds his wife (Eve Ferret) after hearing Billy's interview that he's a vampire and "I Bite Back." Billy and the patrons of "Supersonic Sam's Cosmic Cafe" sing about their world there and how much different it is from upper-class citizens like Randall. 

Big Jack Jay (Neil McCaul), the announcer at the grudge match, reminds the crowds that it's "Snooker (More Than Just a Game)."  "Quack Quack" is the big ensemble number, as the lower-class citizens rooting for Billy and the wealthy upper class who want Randall to win insult each other. "Kid to Break" is how Billy kept losing the first half of the match. It takes the reminder that "It's the Fame Game" to finally give Billy the impetus to win. T.O sends the audience out with the eerie "White Lines, Black Cadillac" over blackness as the credits roll.

What I Don't Like: This is about as cult as you can get. If you're looking for something a little less weird or campy, you are definitely in the wrong place. The filming is extraordinarily cheap, with some of the skimpiest lighting I've ever seen in a musical. Everyone always looks like they're hanging out in a permanent dark corner, even when it's supposed to be daytime. This is campy, cheap, and is so much of everything, it's not really much of anything besides a musical. It's not scary enough to be horror or thriller, not funny enough for a comedy, and not really much of a drama, either. 

Not to mention, this is also very, very British. The accents are occasionally hard to decipher on this side of the Atlantic, and I don't think snooker has ever been anywhere near as big over here. 

The Big Finale: If you're looking for the next great bizarre cult film to show your Halloween party guests, they don't come much weirder or more original than this. Worth checking out at least once if you love English movies, camp, or just want to try something truly different. 

Home Media: Easily found anywhere; it's currently streaming on Tubi for free with commercials.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

Family Fun Saturday - Monster High: The Movie

Paramount/Nickelodeon, 2022
Starring Miia Harris, Cici Balagot, Nayah Damasen, and Case Walker
Directed by Todd Holland
Music and Lyrics by Matthew Tishler, Jeannie Lurie, and Andrew Underberg

Mattel's Monster High debuted in 2010 as a fashion doll line based around the children of famous horror and science fiction characters. The line was an instant sensation with its beautifully detailed dolls and their hilarious personalities delighting horror fans and young girls alike. They continued in an online animated show and a series of direct-to-DVD animated films until 2016. The first attempt at reviving the line didn't go over very well, ending in 2018. Mattel tried again 2020 with another new doll continuity and a new animated series. This movie is the second major media release for the third generation, and the first live-action movie in the series. Does it do better with its scary school kids than the Disney franchise Z.O.M.B.I.E.S did? Let's begin with what seems like an ordinary kid joining other teens skateboarding and find out...

The Story: Clawdeen Wolf (Harris) is half-werewolf, half-human, the result of a marriage between her human dad Apollo (Scotch Ellis Loring) and her late werewolf mother. She's excited to study at Monster High with other monsters like her mother did, but the school fears humans and doesn't allow them on the grounds. Clawdeen tries to keep her human side hidden, but she does eventually tell her roommates, sweet and newly-built Frankie Stein (Balagot) and aloof Draculaura (Damasen), the daughter of Dracula. 

After their teacher Mr. Kronos (Kyle Selig) tells them about Edward "Eddie" Hyde, a half-human student who was expelled and later killed by humans, Clawdeen becomes determined to find his lab and the formula he created that could make him a full monster. Frankie and Draculaura, who has her own secrets, helps her out. Meanwhile, Clawdeen is starting to fall for Deuce Gorgon (Walker), which doesn't amuse his ex-girlfriend and mummy queen of the school Cleo DeNile (Jy Prishkulknik) one bit. Even after she does find the potion, Clawdeen wonders if taking it is worth losing a part of her, and if being two partly human is really so bad.

The Song and Dance: While this one does have a lot in common with Z.O.M.B.I.E.S, it's also less bright and shiny-happy than Disney's horror parables. My favorite character by far was non-binary Frankie Stein. They are a literal doll who may have the knowledge of great inventors in their brain, but finds they have a lot to learn about friendship. Balagot is too adorable playing Frankie as the naive newcomer who is brilliant and loyal to a fault. Walker also does well as Deuce Gorgon, who reminds Clawdeen that there's far worse abilities out there than turning into a human...like being able to turn people into stone by looking at them. I also love the costumes and makeup that do a decent job making the kids resemble their fashion doll counterparts. 

Favorite Number: We don't get our first number until almost ten minutes in, but it's the jubilant "We are Monster High" as Clawdeen - and the audience - meets her fellow Monster High students and faculty. "Coming Out of the Dark" introduces Clawdeen to her roommates and to Deuce, along with her attraction to him. "Three of Us" and "Triple Up" are Clawdeen, Draculaura, and Frankie's big best-buddy trio songs. The first is heard when they're getting ready to find the ingredients, the second after they're attacked.

Kronos (to the dismay of his students) sings his lesson about how Eddie Hyde didn't have a "True Monster Heart" and was expelled because of it. The "Good Newz Girls," several female students, provide "Here I Am" and "Spark." Deuce tells Clawdeen how much he appreciates her "Trust," even as she tries to get venom from the snakes on his hair. In the finale, when confronted by Headless Headmistress Bloodgood (Marci T. House), Clawdeen finally admits that she has "No Apologies" for who she is. 

What I Don't Like: First of all, I don't know much about the original Monster High films and books, but apparently there were quite a few changes for this third re-release. Clawdeen was originally full monster, Deuce stayed Cleo's boyfriend,  Draculaura was a lot more upbeat, and a lot of characters had accents who don't have them here. I'm more concerned about the "be yourself" morals being just slightly less obvious than the very similar plot in Z.O.M.B.I.E.S, the script that runs with every mad scientist cliche in the book, and the so-so music and unorganized dance routines. 

The Big Finale: If your have an 8 to 14 year old girl who loves the doll line and cartoon show or is a fan of the similar Z.O.M.B.I.E.S, she may have a howling good time with this one.

Home Media: It's on DVD and streaming, the latter at Paramount Plus.

Thursday, October 19, 2023

Hillbillys In a Haunted House

Woolner Brothers Pictures, 1967
Starring Ferlin Husky, Joi Lansing, Don Bowman, and John Carradine
Directed by Jean Yarbrough
Music and Lyrics by Merle Haggard and others

Teenagers weren't the only audiences targeted by independent studios in the 1960's. B movie makers also created films for drive-in theaters in small towns and rural areas. They weren't the only ones handling that market, either. Sitcoms made for rural audiences flourished in the 60's. The Beverly Hillbillies ran for 9 years on CBS, Petticoat Junction ran for 7 years, and The Andy Griffith Show went 8 years. These goofy, folksy shows clearly had a market. Country music also held popularity in these years, even as rock and folk began to dominate the airwaves. How did one company manage to blend country musicals, rural comedy, and another genre that was big in the mid-60's, the James Bond-esque spy caper, into the story of three country singers who run afoul of spies in an old house? Let's start on the road, as three country performers sing about the show in Nashville they're heading to, and find out...

The Story: Woody Weatherby (Husky), Boots Malone (Lansing), and Jeepers (Bowman) are on their way to a show in Nashville when they're caught in a shootout between local authorities and spies. They take refuge in an old house nearby. It soon becomes apparent that not only is the house haunted, but it's run by another group of spies...and they don't take kindly to intruders! The trio have to rescue Boots and dodge the gorilla one spy (Lon Chaney Jr.) keeps in the basement.

The Song and Dance: If you're a country fan, you may enjoy some of the music, including an early appearance by Merle Haggard. We also get some of the last film appearances of Basil Rathbone and Lon Chaney Jr. as members of the spy ring, along with John Carradine having fun chewing the scenery as the demented mad scientist. Chaney even gets a few surprisingly dark moments for a B-musical when shoots the traitorous government agent. 

Favorite Number: We open on the road with Lansing, Husky, and Bowman singing about how they're on their way to "Jamboree Time." Husky sings about how they're "Living In a Trance" after they arrive. Sonny James and His Southern Gentlemen randomly turn up to sing "The Cat Came Back" and "The Minute You're Gone." Lansing dreams of "Gowns" when she sees a gorgeously appointed room full of antiques in the mansion and wonders what it would have been like to live then. Husky switches on the TV in time to hear Haggard perform "Someone Told My Story" and Jim Kent talking about those "Tell Me Shoes." 

The last ten or so minutes of the film is devoted to that Nashville Jamboree they were so desperate to get to. Marcella Wright admits "Now We're Strangers." Haggard returns with "Swinging Doors," while Molly Bee wonders about that "Heartbreak U.S.A." Husky wonders about "The Bridge I've Never Crossed," while Lansing contemplates her "Part-Time Lover" and Bowman finishes with "Wrong House."

Trivia: The second movie in this series after The Las Vegas Hillbillys. Mamie Van Doren played Boots Malone there.

Rifftrax did a version of this a few years ago.

The last of many times Chaney Jr. and Carradine appeared together. 

Final film of director Jean Yarbrough.

What I Don't Like: Yeah, it's pretty obvious this is a B country musical. None of the leads can act. Other than the opening "Jamboree Time" on the road and Lansing's "Gowns" dream sequence, the music is shoehorned awkwardly into the plot. In fact, the plot devolves into a series of country acts by the end. All those great character actors are wasted in thankless comic spy roles, and Linda Ho as the Dragon Lady doesn't have much to do. The cardboard sets and horribly cheese dialogue belies the film's low budget. And how do they manage to react to suddenly seeing spies and cops killing each other in the middle of nowhere with total indifference? 

The Big Finale: This one is for country music fans, major fans of the character actors involved, or those who are like Rifftrax and prefer their musicals on the cheesy side.

Home Media: Both the Rifftrax and original version can be easily found streaming for free. The original is on DVD as well.


Tuesday, October 17, 2023

Scared Stiff (1953)

Paramount, 1953
Starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Lizbeth Scott, and Carmen Miranda
Directed by George Marshall
Music and Lyrics by various

As I did last year, I'm easing us into our two-week Halloween Horror-Fest with an older spooky comedy. Martin and Lewis were among the top money-makers at Paramount by the time this movie came out, but they did have respect for their comedy predecessors at the studio. They didn't really want to make this movie at first, as they considered Bob Hope's 1940 version The Ghost Breakers to be fine the way it was. Producer Hal B. Wallis thought it would make a great vehicle for them and held the duo to their contracts. Was he right to do this, or is the story of two nightclub performers who get mixed up with gangsters and a lady who inherited a haunted house dead on arrival? Let's begin at the nightclub where singer Larry Todd (Martin) is currently performing and find out...

The Story: Larry and his waiter buddy Myron Mertz (Lewis) end up fleeing New York when Larry believes he accidentally killed a gangster. Larry hides in the trunk of Mary Carroll (Scott), a young woman who is visiting her ancestral home in Cuba. They join her in Cuba, and after performing with nightclub sensation Carmelita Castinha (Miranda), head to her newly-inherited castle. Turns out the creaky old manor has many secrets, including an ancestor who is a dead ringer for Mary and someone who will literally kill to keep her and the guys from finding the treasure hidden in its walls.

The Song and Dance: In some ways, I enjoyed this even more than the 1940 Ghost Breakers. Nervous as he is, Lewis is still less cowardly (and a lot less offensive) than Willie Best in the equivalent role in that movie, and Martin's having just as much fun as Hope. Miranda's vogue had long since passed by 1953, but she still has fun with the guys in her second number. There's a few good gags as well, especially in the opening when the guys demonstrate their nightclub act and when they finally make it into the haunted house during the last 20-30 minutes of the film.

Favorite Number: We open with Martin singing "I Don't Care If the Sun Don't Shine" surrounded by a bevy of beauties in scanty costumes. He's solo for "You Hit the Spot." Larry and Myron ask each other "What Have You Done For Me Lately?" as Larry reminds Myron of their friendship. Miranda and the duo get two numbers together, the goofy bongo number "Bongo Bingo" with Miranda wiggling while the guys play drums and the more dramatic "Song of the Enchilada Man" with the chorus in Cuba. The latter is a big routine, with Miranda singing to enchilada seller Martin while Lewis goofs off around them and the chorus ladies lounge sexily in door frames. Martin's big ballad is "When Someone Wonderful Thinks You're Wonderful" on the boat with Scott. Lewis does his attempt at a Miranda imitation (complete with fruit-topped hat) singing her hit "Mama Yo Quiero."

Trivia: Carmen Miranda's last movie and the first future TV mogul Norman Lear worked on. 

Look for Bing Crosby and original Ghost Breakers star Bob Hope in a rather dark cameo at the end. They're repaying the favor after Martin and Lewis did a cameo in their Road to Bali earlier in 1953. 

George Marshall also directed The Ghost Breakers. In addition to being a remake of the 1940 film, there were two silent versions of the story filmed under the title The Ghost Breaker in 1914 and 1922. Both are now lost. 

What I Don't Like: They could have given Miranda more to do, like actually be involved with the plot. She's just there to goof with the guys in specialty numbers. Scott and Dorothy Malone as Larry's chorus dancer girlfriend at the New York club have even less to do. Scott's mainly known for her work in thrillers and film noir; wacky comedy was never her forte. Malone's character vanishes after they leave New York and is never mentioned again. 

While the updating does make this less dated than Ghost Breakers, it also makes it a tad less scary. With the spooky housekeeper eliminated, the only "ghost" in the haunted house is a zombie who looks less like a zombie and more like a big guy ambling around. They also take forever just to arrive at the haunted house. There's way too much padding in the middle of the movie on the boat and in the nightclub before they arrive. None of the musical numbers have a single thing to do with the plot besides "What Have You Done for Me Lately?" and Martin's ballad.

The Big Finale: Mainly of interest to fans of the duo separately or together, of Miranda, or those who want to see another version of this oft-told tale.

Home Media: Only on DVD in the US as part of a now-pricey Martin and Lewis DVD collection. At the moment, you may be better off streaming this one.

Saturday, October 14, 2023

Animation Celebration Saturday - Sing 2

Universal/Illumination, 2021
Voices of Matthew McConaughey, Reece Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson, and Taron Egerton
Directed by Garth Jennings
Music and Lyrics by various

No one thought Sing would amount to much, but it ended up being one of the surprise hits of 2016. The sequel had an equally hard road. Illumination switched to doing a lot of work remotely during the 2020 pandemic, and the movie came out almost a year late and during a dry spell for animated films in late 2021. It wound up being an even bigger hit, and far more popular with the critics. Were they right, or should the curtain come down on this franchise? Let's start back at the Moon Theater with its latest production and find out...

The Story: Buster's thrilled that his theater is doing so well, but he wants more. After the talent scout for Crystal Entertainment Suki Lane (Chelsea Peretti) says they're not good enough to audition for her boss Jimmy Crystal (Bobby Cannavale) in Redshore City, Buster calls his cast and crew to prove they're ready for the big time. They have to sneak into Crystal's office and audition. Crystal isn't impressed,  until Gunter (Nick Kroll) suggests a sci-fi musical with songs by the legendary and elusive Clay Calloway (Bono). 

Eager to please Crystal and show what he and his troupe can do, Buster takes all of his suggestions. He gives Crystal's daughter Porsha (Halsey) the lead role after Rosita (Witherspoon) proves to be afraid of heights, but Porsha isn't much of an actress. He tries to pair Meena (Tori Kelly) with egotistical yak Darius (Eric Andre), but she's never been in love and can't figure out her kissing scene. Johnny (Egerton) is given dance lessons with the strict Klaus Kickenlober (Adam Buxton), but he learns more from street dancer Nooshy (Letitia Wright). 

Buster tries to address Porsha's bad acting ability and get her to switch roles with Rosita, but she overreacts and thinks she's being fired. That brings in her father, who threatens Buster and frightens him so badly, he almost calls off the show...before they decide to hold it behind Crystal's back anyway...

The Animation: Gorgeous, some of the best Illumination has done to date. The glowing jewel tones and sharp edges on Buster's pulp fiction space show and in Redshore City are stunning backdrops for the expressive pastel or neutral animal characters. Some of the animal designs are pretty nifty, too. I love the long-sharp Porsha and Suki and weary Clay and his bushy mane. 

The Song and Dance: I think I actually liked this one better than the first. We get more of a story this time. It's actually fascinating to see Buster's big sci-fi extravaganza come together, like it would on the real stage. Calloway, Nooshy, and Porsha are fun additions, and Crystal is a far better villain than the annoying bank manager in the first film. Everyone gets some character development, and we get to see more of characters like Ash and Gunter who were barely in the last movie. Johnny's dad and Rosita's husband and piglets even turn up again and are major helps in the finale.

Favorite Number: We open with "Let's Go Crazy" in a wild Alice In Wonderland-themed chorus routine at the Moon Theater. Meena is Alice, Rosita the Cheshire Cat, Gunter the Caterpillar, and Johnny the Mad Hatter playing the piano. Ash goes over well playing "Heads Will Roll" at a nightclub, but we then find she's not being paid what she believes she's worth. "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" plays as Johnny is about to give up on learning dance. "Bad Guy" perfectly describes what Jimmy Crystal is. 

"Where the Streets Have No Name" is the big song for the ensemble as they rehearse. "A Sky Full of Stars" pits Johnny against Klaus' more elegant dancing and fighting style. Meena finally learns how to love when she imagines the cute ice cream seller elephant she has a crush on (Pharrell Williams) singing "I Say a Little Prayer" with her onstage. Porsha's "Girl On Fire" shows off fast-paced and striking animation as she defies gravity and her father. Rosita finally finds it in her to "Break Free" and make that giant leap despite her fear of heights. Ash first sings "Stuck In a Moment You Can't Get Out Of" to Clay to get him to give up his isolation, then coaxes him out to perform "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For." 

Trivia: A third movie was greenlit in April and is reportedly in development. 

What I Don't Like: First of all, not all the characters from the first film return. There's no word on what happened to Buster's friend Eddie or Mike the mouse who sang Sinatra ballads. No one even mentions them. We do see some photos of Eddie in his grandmother's room at the start of the film, but there's not a peep about Mike. I suspect the Russian bear mob seen chasing him at the end of the previous film may have taken him out.

Second, Buster's the only one who doesn't really have any character development. It doesn't look like he learned anything about telling the truth in the last movie. He's still willing to lie and con people to get what he wants. Admittedly, he does come off much better compared to the truly nasty and uncaring Jimmy, but he can still be very annoying. And yeah, while the story is a tad stronger this time, it's just as cliched. You're still not getting anything new here.

The Big Finale: Great music and a much better cast makes this one even more fun. Violence, some suggestive song lyrics, and dark discussions about the death of Calloway's wife makes this one for older elementary-schoolers and pre-teens who love musical or animal stories. 

Home Media: As a very recent film, this is easily found in all formats, often for under $10.  

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Night and Day

Warner Bros, 1946
Starring Cary Grant, Alexis Smith, Monty Woolley, and Ginny Simms
Directed by Michael Curtiz
Music and Lyrics by Cole Porter

Warners put a lot on this story of the early career of songwriter Cole Porter being their equivalent of the big-budget biographical extravaganzas MGM released during in the 40's. They spent over $300,000 to buy many of Porter's best songs, then another $100,000 to get Cary Grant out of his Columbia contract. The production had trouble from the get-go. Grant and Curtiz clashed frequently. Grant thought the script was a load of nonsense, kept having it re-written, and wouldn't act in scenes he didn't like. Filming was impeded by a set builder's strike as well. After all that, how did this version of Porter's life story come out? Let's begin with Monty Woolley (himself) at Yale and find out...

The Story: Unlike Gershwin, Porter (Grant) didn't survive a hardscrabble childhood. He grew up in Indiana and studied law at Yale, mainly to please his grandfather. After his fight song is chosen for the school's official song, he knows law isn't what he wants to do. His professor Monty Woolley (himself) encourages him to get into show business. He finally leaves the school, writes a show, and dates Linda Lee (Smith), an old friend of the family. 

After being wounded in the French Foreign Legion during World War I, he resumes his writing career. He also marries Linda, and they are fond of each other, but his music and partying always comes first. Porter finally sees Broadway success with the late 20's hits Paris and Fifty Million Frenchmen and Wake Up and Dream in London. He goes from hit to hit after that..but Linda has finally had it with his parties and devotion to music and leaves. At least, until Porter is in a horseback riding accident that damages his legs and his spirit...

The Song and Dance: Woolley seems to be having the most fun as Porter's long-time college buddy on and off the screen. When the movie stays as intimate as Porter's songs and focuses on little moments between Porter and his grandfather, or Woolley, or Linda, it's actually quite lovely. There's a few amusing cameos, including Eve Arden's attempt at a French accent as a chanteuse in Paris who introduces "I'm Unlucky at Gambling," and a stunning Technicolor production that includes extravagant gowns and furs for the ladies and the lavish sets that I'm glad the set builders were finally able to finish.

Favorite Number: We kick off with Porter and Woolley leading the male chorus through "Bulldog, Bulldog," one of the songs Porter wrote at Yale. Porter's friend Gracie Harris eagerly performs "I'm In Love Again" at Porter's school show. Porter introduces his mother to his first big hit song, the resolutely sentimental "Old-Fashioned Garden," at their Indiana home. Three chorus girls sing "You've Got That Thing" at the rehearsals for Porter's show See America First. Wyman has more fun with the Porter hit "Let's Do It." She joins the chorus for "You Do Something to Me" as they prance in sunflower-trimmed dresses and canes that move themselves...but the audience is distracted by the announcement that the Lusitania sunk.

Arden's attempt at "I'm Unlucky In Gambling" in a French accent is totally absurd. Woolley does far better by "Miss Otis Regrets," which he actually did help Porter introduce in real-life. Radio singer Ginny Simms does equally well with some of Porter's biggest hits, including "What Is This Thing Called Love" and a delightful "You're the Top" with Grant outside at Porter's palatial home. Simms' "Just One of Those Things" is a big chorus number, with dancer Estelle Sloan tapping away with a stage New York in the background. "Night and Day," performed by Bill Days, also gets big as the chorus do an arty ballet. "Begin the Beguine" goes tropical with dancers Milada Mladova and George Zurich doing a passionate routine to Carlos Ramerez's song. 

Two of Porter's biggest hits are done almost exactly as they were introduced. Mary Martin made a splash in the cooing "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" on Broadway. The number is perfectly recreated here, with Martin cavorting in furs among Alaskan chorus boys until she goes into a stripping routine near the end. Roy Rodgers gives us the closest Porter got to a country song, "Don't Fence Me In," in a scene clipped from Warners' Hollywood Canteen

Trivia: This was Grant's first film in color, and his biggest moneymaker for years.

Cole Porter originally suggested Grant play him as a joke, since Grant looked nothing like him. He didn't expect the studio to take his word seriously. If anything, Porter thought he looked more like Fred Astaire.

The blonde drummer on the bandstand during the "You're the Top" number is a young Mel Torme. 

What I Don't Like: Hoooooo boy. They really had to whitewash this one...because Porter was as open about his homosexuality as you could get away with in the early and mid-20th century. Yes, he and Linda did stay married until her death in 1954, and he was genuinely fond of her, but it was a marriage of convenience. Ginny Simms is supposed to represent Ethel Merman, and while she does somewhat resemble her physically and can sing well, she lacks Merman's nervy charisma. Woolley was Porter's classmate at Yale, not his teacher. Porter did join the French Foreign Legion during World War I, but he wasn't wounded, and in fact, spent a lot of the war partying and writing songs. 

The irony of all this is Porter's most dramatic years were ahead of him. He made a comeback in 1948 with the smash hit stage show Kiss Me Kate and continued to write musicals on stage and screen until 1958. Linda's death in 1954 hurt him badly, and after years of pain, he finally lost his battle with his legs and had them amputated in 1960. He spent the last four years of his life in deep pain and seclusion. 

Porter's songs were known for their intimacy. Most of his musicals were farces or intimate bedroom comedies with small casts. When they run with this, as with Woolley's "Miss Otis Regrets" or Grant and Simms' "You're the Top," the movie works. Warners didn't have the resources or the personnel for artier chorus routines. "Night and Day" and "I've Got You Under My Skin" are particularly ridiculous in that regard. Grant had a point about the script, too. It really could get absurd, like Porter practically begging for his grandfather's permission to become a composer. Grant seems embarrassed to be there, and Smith is a block of ice and has no chemistry with him. 

The Big Finale: Mainly for fans of Grant, Porter, or the big bold "biopics" of the 1940's. 

Home Media: Easily found on DVD and streaming. 

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Rhapsody In Blue

Warner Bros, 1945
Starring Robert Alda, Joan Leslie, Alexis Smith, and Charles Coburn
Directed by Irving Rapper
Music by George Gerswin; Lyrics by Ira Gershwin and others

This week, we celebrate Warner Bros' hundredth anniversary with two of their biggest - in every sense of the word - musicals. Gershwin died in 1937, but his legacy burned brighter than ever, thanks to recordings, revivals of his most popular shows, and his film musicals. His story remained so popular and well-known that Warners made him the topic of their second big musical biopic after Yankee Doodle Dandy. They recruited stage actor Alda to play Gershwin and got several big names, including Al Jolson and Gerswin's real-life friend Oscar Levant, to appear as themselves. How does this idealized version of Gershwin's life and career look nowadays? Let's begin on the streets of New York, as the young George Gershwin watches a piano being delivered to his family's tenement home...one that would change his life...and find out...

The Story: The piano was originally meant for George's older brother Ira (Herbert Rudley), but George takes to it like a duck takes to water. Music becomes George's (Alda) obsession and reason for living as he grows older. He tries playing the piano in vaudeville and for a song plugging business, but walks out both times. He meets sweet Julie Adams (Leslie) at the song plugging business, and is encouraged when she sings his song "Swanee." They manage to get his song to producer Max Drefus (Coburn), who finally publishes it.

Many more songs follow. George convinces Ira to add his witty lyrics in the early 20's. They first add songs to revues like The George White Scandals. George is excited to get his one-act opera featuring black characters, Blue Monday, in the Scandals, but the producers quickly drop it when it proves too dark for audiences. He has more luck getting his symphonic jazz piece "Rhapsody In Blue" played in concert with Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra (themselves) and writing a concerto with cranky pianist Oscar Levant (himself). 

On a trip to Paris, George meets attractive painter and socialite Christine Gilbert (Smith). They hit it off, and she encourages him to try painting. He loves her, but his first love will always be music. Christine returns to Paris when she realizes she can't compete with his work, and Julie turns him away. He finally throws himself into turning Blue Monday into the jazz opera Porgy and Bess. He's been having blinding headaches and smelling strange things for a long time, though, but he never dreams those terrible headaches might be fatal...

The Song and Dance: Alda's decent performance anchors this drama of a man who may dally with the ladies, but whose true love is music. Rosemary DeCamp and Morris Carnovsky also do well as his parents, her worried about her boys, him a dreamer who tinkers with gadgets he'll never patent. Levant has some funny moments as well, notably a line taken from real-life about George falling in love with himself. The cameos from Al Jolson, Whiteman, and Levant help give the film more of an anchor to a time and place than the decidedly modern costumes and sets do.

Favorite Number: Leslie (dubbed by Sally Sweetland) gets the first full number as she performs "Swanee" for George. Al Jolson gives it a much better hearing onstage in his own bombastic style. Leslie also joins in for a charming "S'Wonderful" with the chorus in lovely gowns and hats and parasols trimmed with sunflowers. Real-life vaudeville dancer Tom Patricola leads Leslie through "Somebody Loves Me" with the two of them dancing in bold stripes and short frilly skirts while in the middle of a giant Valentine heart. We get a montage of chorus numbers from the Scandals, including "Drifting Along with the Tide" and "I'll Build a Stairway to Paradise," along with the title number from "Lady Be Good." 

Blue Monday features dancers from the Ballet Russes performing two songs from the actual opera, "Has Anybody Here Seen Joe?" and "I'm Gonna See My Mother" in a crude if dramatic dance sequence. Gorgeous black singer and pianist Hazel Scott performs some of Gershwin's biggest hits in a Paris nightclub, including "I Got Rhythm," "Fascinating Rhythm," "Clap 'Yo Hands," and "The Yankee Doodle Blues." George (dubbed by Levant) plays "Bidin' My Time" on his return from Paris as his friends sing along. Alda and Levant have a hilarious duet to the domestic spoof "Mine" from the stage flop Let Them Eat Cake. Anne Brown, who originated the role of Bess in Porgy & Bess on Broadway, sings "Summertime" in the sequence representing that show. Leslie performs his early talkie hit "Delicious" at a nightclub later, when Gershwin seeks Julie out.

Three of George's biggest symphonic hits are played in their near-entirety. "Rhapsody In Blue" and "Cuban Overture" are just Gerswin playing with reactions from the audience and, in the case of "Cuban Overture," shots of the orchestra getting into the Latin rhythms. "An American In Paris" gives us a montage of daily life in Paris, from the Effel Tower to people enjoying lunch in sidewalk cafes. Levant, finally playing for himself, finishes things off with George's Piano Concerto In F before and after his death is announced.

Trivia: Yes, that was Levant dubbing Robert Alda's piano playing. It was stage actor Alda's film debut. Alda never really took to the movies and would return to the stage by 1949. In 1950, he originated the role of Sky Masterson in the first run of Guys & Dolls.

Rhapsody In Blue was actually filmed in 1943, but not released until 1945 so Warners could focus on putting out more patriotic musicals. 

The paintings Christine admired were from Gershwin's actual collection of artwork, loaned to Warners by his family. 

The Catfish Row set seen in the Porgy & Bess sequence is an exact duplicate of the one used in the original Broadway run of the show. 

On one hand, the black makeup on the dancers in Blue Monday is disconcerting, to say the least, especially for audiences nowadays. On the other hand, this is historically accurate - the performers in the original opera apparently were in blackface makeup - and the makeup at least isn't as caricatured as black makeup on white performers usually is in older films. It's just body makeup, no white lips or gloves. 

What I Don't Like: Considering George's eventful and colorful life, I really wish they had done a bit more original with it. While it was true that Gershwin never married, he certainly had many affairs and had no trouble with women. In fact, he was apparently a playboy and womanizer in real-life. Smith and Leslie play fictional love interests created for the film, and neither really have all that much to do. Smith is barely in the film. George's stern old music teacher who dies the night "Rhapsody In Blue" debuts was also fictional, though a composite of George's real teachers - and those real teachers actually encouraged him to write popular music first, then get into more elevated songs. "Swanee" originally debuted as a chorus number in another show before Jolson grabbed it and performed it in his own musical.

Unfortunately, like most of the musical biographies that came after it, you don't really get much of a sense of time passing. Once they get past the World War I era, it pretty much looks like 1943 for the entire film, without a drop of Roaring 20's or Depression-era flavor. You get far more history from the cameos than you do from the sets and costumes.

There's also this movie's length. It's over 2 1/2 hours, and it didn't need to be anywhere close to that. Some of the goofier musical numbers, especially early in the film, and more overt histrionics could have been trimmed with no one the wiser. 

The Big Finale: Overlong, but there's enough great Gershwin music and decent performances to recommend this to fans of classic jazz, Gershwin, or the stately musical biopics of the 1940's and 50's. 

Home Media: On streaming and DVD, the latter in a remastered edition from the Warner Archives.

Saturday, October 7, 2023

Animation Celebration Saturday - Sing (2016)

Illumination Entertainment/Universal Pictures, 2016
Voices of Matthew McConaughty, Tori Kelly, John C. Reilly, and Reese Witherspoon
Directed by Garth Jennings
Music and Lyrics by various

Illumination began in 2007 as Universal's in-house animation studio. They usually focused on action comedies with wacky characters like the Minions and the cast of The Secret Life of Pets. To date, the Sing films are their only musicals. This may also have been their response to Disney's Zootopia (which also came out that year) with a world of funny animals. How well does the House of Minions do with the story of a theater-loving koala who brings together a group of misfit animals to sing in a talent contest, only to nearly lose his theater and his livelihood? Lets begin with Buster Moon (McConaughty) as he remembers how he fell in love with the stage and begin...

The Story: Buster may love the theater his father bought for him, but he hasn't had a hit in years and can't afford to keep it going much longer. He opts to have a singing contest with a prize money of $1,000, but his secretary Miss Crawly (Garth Jennings) accidentally adds a couple of zeros onto the end, making it $100,000, and sends it out before she can change it. 

The flyer attracts almost every animal in the city, but only a few have real talent. Ash, a punk-rock hedgehog (Scarlet Johanssen) is looking to get out of the shadow of her self-absorbed boyfriend Lance (Beck Bennett). Shady mouse Mike (Seth McFarlane) can belt the heck out of a Frank Sinatra song, but causes trouble when he gets mixed up with the Russian bear mob. Rosita (Witherspoon), the mother of 25 piglets, is paired with energetic pig dancer Gunter (Nick Kroll). Johnny (Taran Egerton) is a gentle gorilla who wants to show off his singing talent and get away from his bank robber father Big Daddy (Peter Serafinowicz). Painfully shy elephant Meera (Kelly) has a gorgeous singing voice, but she also has such terrible stage fright, she takes the role of a stagehand at first. 

Buster encourages each of them to play their best and unlock their hidden talent. As they rehearse, they grow closer to him and to each other, making it even worse when disaster strikes and the show closes. Buster's ready to give up, until he hears Meera and remembers that, no matter how terrible things get, the show must go on. 

The Animation: If it's a bit cartoonier than Zootopia, it's also just as detailed and maybe even brighter, with even more fluid movement for the animals. They manage to give the animals some great expressions, especially Buster with everything that happens to him and his theater. Gorgeous backdrops, too. Check out the luminescent squid Buster recruits for the theater after the lights break and in the last minutes, or the outdoor finale. 

The Song and Dance: Enjoyable bit of fluff about following your dreams, being yourself, and pushing to try new things. MacConaughty anchors the film as Moon, an occasionally lovable rogue who wants nothing more than to make his father's legacy proud and put on shows that will dazzle others. Other stand-outs include Johanssen as moody, tough Ash, Witherspoon as ingenious Rosita, Kroll as enthusiastic Gunter, Kelly as sweet Meena, and Egerton as Johnny, who is torn between his love of music and his father's criminal activities. There's also John C. Reilly as Buster's loyal and wealthy sheep friend Eddie and MacFarlane making his only vocal appearance in CGI as the self-centered Mike. 

Favorite Number: We open with a brief version of the Beatles tune "Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight" performed by Jennifer Huston in a striking bit of theatrical magic. Buster's so impressed, he decides to become a theatrical impresario right there. Egerton's introductory song is "The Way I Feel Inside," as Johnny sings while acting as a look out for his father's gang. McFarlane does "Let's Face the Music and Dance" as a street musician who knows his song is worth more than a penny. We get some hilarious but brief performances at the auditions, including a snail singing "Run for Your Life" and a "Kiss from a Rose" performed by a sheep.  

Rosita tries to keep her performance of "Venus" with Gunter organized, but he insists on her feeling the music. Meena's stunning rendition of "Hallelujah" among the ruins of the theater is so gorgeous, it convinces Buster to restart the show. Rosita, meanwhile, figures out what Gunter means when she lets the Latin beat of "Bambolero" get her hooves tapping. She gets so into it, even the supermarket security guard encourages her leaps and spins among the fruit displays. 

They all come together for the big finale at a makeshift theater cobbled together from the ruins. The Taylor Swift number "Shake It Off" is Gunter and Rosita's big routine, as they start off showing Rosita's life scrubbing for a big family before launching into their terrific dance. Mike returns for a sterling "My Way." He almost gets blown away by a helicopter, but he still manages to swing in and finish the number. Egerton's delightful "I'm Still Standing" was so outstanding, it's one of the things that convinced Elton John he'd make a perfect younger version of him. Ash gets the film's only original song, "Set It All Free," as she shows off her individuality and manages to keep the creditor from the bank at bay. Meena's still shy at first when she comes out onstage, but she eventually gets so into her "Don't You Worry About a Thing," she literally brings the house down. 

What I Don't Like: The cliched story goes back to Busby Berkeley and beyond, and they don't really do anything new with it here. Frankly, as charming as he can be, Buster Moon can also be very annoying and obnoxious. He lies to pretty much everyone around him, and though you do feel sorry for him when he loses the theater that was his life, you also have to admit he sort of did it to himself. Every other animal in the cast had a far more compelling story. I would have rather heard more about Ash and her love life, Johnny and his father, and how Rosita kept her family going in her absence than Buster's problems with his theater. 

I also wanted to hear more about this animal universe. This really didn't need to be about animals. It would have worked just as well with humans. I wish they'd gone into more details on the city and how all these animals live and work among each other, as Disney eventually did in Zootopia

The Big Finale: If you love the cast or want to see the makers of Minions try a musical, you'll want to swing on over to the Moon Theater and get a seat for this show. 

Home Media: Easily found in all formats. 


Look for the review of it's 2021 sequel next Saturday!

Thursday, October 5, 2023

Balalaika

MGM, 1939
Starring Nelson Eddy, Illona Massey, Charlie Ruggles, and Frank Morgan
Directed by Reinhold Schunzel
Music and Lyrics by various

This was the second of Nelson Eddy's three solo vehicles at MGM. Like The Chocolate Soldier, this one has a stage pedigree. It was a hit in London, and though the stage show never came to the US, MGM still thought the robust story of a Russian Cossack prince who falls for a revolutionary was perfect for Eddy's virile presence and robust baritone. Were they right, or should this tale of love and intrigue in Old Russia be left in the barracks? Let's begin with the Cossacks, lead by Prince Peter Karagin (Eddy), as they take their leave for a night on the town and find out...

The Story: Karagin is smitten with the beautiful singer Lydia Marakova (Massey) at the Cafe Balaiaka in St. Petersburg. Hoping to remain near her, Karagin passes himself off as a poor music student and gets to know her family and friends. He's so impressed with her voice, he bullies opera director Ivan Dancheoff (Frank Morgan) into giving her an audition. Peter's less amused when his orderly Nikki Poppov (Ruggles) uses his money to impress Lydia's maid Masha (Joyce Compton). 

Peter manages to win Lydia over, until her brother Dimintri (Dalies Frantz) is stampeded to death by Peter's Cossack troop after giving a speech in the street speaking out against the nobility. Her father Marakov (Lionel Atwill) brings a gun to Lydia's opera debut and intends to shoot Peter and his father the General (C. Aubrey Smith). Marakov pulls back when the General announces that Germany has declared war on Russia, but his fellow revolutionary Leo Proplinkski (Abe Biberman) does it anyway. Though the General survives, Lydia is arrested anyway. Peter has her released, but the damage is done. He now knows that she shares her father's revolutionary sentiments.

He and his men end up in World War I, fighting in the trenches. After the Russian Revolution overturns the old nobility, Peter winds up as a singer in a Russian-themed cabaret run by Nikki and Masha. He's never forgotten Lydia, though, and hopes she'll come for their Russian New Year's celebration...

The Song and Dance: Some decent performances in this tale of music and revolution in old Russia. Massey's not bad in her first lead role as the strong-willed beauty who must decide if she wants to follow her revolutionary beliefs or her heart. Eddy handles the comic moments well enough, especially when he's scolding Nikki over his spending on Masha, and he has some excellent music. Compton and Ruggles have some adorable moments together when they're flirting with each other, and Smith and Atwill make the most of their limited roles as the lovers' very different fathers. Gorgeous costumes, too, especially with all the elaborate outfits in the Russian New Year finale. 

Favorite Number: The first real number is "Ride, Cossacks, Ride." Eddy's big male chorus number as they make their way to St. Petersburg, hoping for at least wine and women, gives us our first look at robust Peter and his lusty men. They also give us "Life for the Tsar" as they join the women of the town at the cafe. "Tanya" is our introduction to Massey at the cafe. She sings and dances with a male chorus, flirtatious but supremely intense. Massey joins the eager Cossacks afterwards for the Russian drinking song "Gorko" as they all vie to be considered her favorite. She gets "At the Balalaika" from the original English show back at the nightclub.

Massey, Eddy, and the Chorus get bits of a few numbers from Carmen during her opera audition, including her "Chanson Boheme" and his "The Toreador Song" and the duet "Si Tu M'Aime." Eddy and his men through "Song of the Volga Boatman." Massey's number at the opera, "Shadows In the Sand," was taken from Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov's symphonic suite Scheherazade. Eddy performs a moving "Silent Night" on Christmas Eve in the trenches, even as bombs fall around them. Massey's solo during the war years is another genuine Russian song, "Dark Eyes." Morgan sings "Land of Dreams" with a male trio at the cafe in Paris. Eddy sings two Russian numbers, "Flow, Flow Your Love" and "Wishing Episode" for the intrigued crowd at the Cafe Balalaika. Massey returns for the New Year finale, "Magic Of Your Love" from Franz Lehar. 

What I Don't Like: Eddy doesn't have anywhere near the kind of chemistry with Massey that he did with MacDonald, or even Rise Stevens in his next solo vehicle The Chocolate Soldier. She's lovely but a bit frigid. I also wish they'd used more of the original show. Onstage, the Russian prince fell for a ballerina, and the story was told in flashback. Too bad MGM couldn't have tried that. Might have made the cliched story a little more interesting. All of the original songs were cut but "At the Balalaika," too. Since this seems to be the only filming of this show on either side of the Atlantic, I would love to hear the rest of them. 

The Big Finale: Worth checking out for fans of Eddy, operetta, or old-fashioned romantic melodramas.

Home Media: Easily found on DVD and streaming, the former in a remastered edition from the Warner Archives.  

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Cult Flops - The Cat and the Fiddle

MGM, 1934
Starring Jeanette MacDonald, Ramon Novarro, Vivienne Segal, and Frank Morgan
Directed by William K. Howard and Sam Wood
Music by Jerome Kern; Lyrics by Otto Harbach

Having reviewed all of the movies MGM operetta stars Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy made as a team, this week, we're going to focus on two of their solo vehicles. The Cat and the Fiddle was Jeanette's first movie at MGM, and her first time singing Jerome Kern's music onscreen. She's joined by Novarro, making his first musical since Call of the Flesh in 1930. How well do they work together in this adaptation of a 1931 Broadway show about an ambitious classical composer who falls for a lovely pop songwriter? Let's begin in Brussels, Belgium with Victor Florescu (Navarro) showing off his latest composition at a local bar and find out...

The Story:  While escaping the bar owner who wants to confiscate his music, Victor jumps into a cab with American Shirley Sheridan (MacDonald). He later hears her playing her jazz music in the building across from his apartment. Annoyed at first, he eventually ends up at her place. They write the ballad "The Night Was Made for Love" together. The song - and Shirley - attract the attention of wealthy Jules Daudet (Morgan), who takes a chance and publishes the song. 

Even after "The Night Was Made for Love" is a huge success, Victor still wants to see his operetta performed. Shirley brings in Odette (Segal), a former stage star hoping to make a comeback who is willing to back the show, provided she stars in it. Upset when Victor chooses his operetta over her, Shirley declares she'll marry Daudet. Meanwhile, Victor's operetta runs into backstage trouble when the spurned Odette and the leading man walk out. He'll take the leading man role, but there's only one woman he wants playing his leading lady...and if she doesn't agree to it, he may be the one in trouble after using a bad check to cover the show.

The Song and Dance: Charming with a fairly unique story. Even just a few months after its release, MGM would not have gotten away with depicting Victor and Shirley living together unmarried. It's also pretty rare for operettas to get into Busby Berkeley put-on-a-show territory. MacDonald is as delightfully sexy and sassy as she was in her movies with Maurice Chevalier, and Segal makes the most of her role as the diva whose main interest isn't in the show, but its writer. Some lovely gowns for the ladies, too, especially in the big Technicolor operetta sequence in the finale.

Favorite Number: We're introduced to Shirley via the instrumental "Impressions of a Harlem Flat." When Victor sees it's the very same woman he encountered in a cab that day playing jazz, he manages to make his way into her flat. They expand her song into "The Night Was Made for Love." She also gets the lilting and saucy hit "She Didn't Say Yes." Shirley gets a solo "Night Was Made for Love" when they and everyone at the conservatory where they take lessons are trying to sell it to Daudet. Another instrumental number, "Ha! Cha Cha," becomes a big chorus routine after their audition for Daudet goes well. 

After their success, Shirley and Victor celebrate with "I Watched the Love Parade" in their bedroom. Victor accompanies Odette as she sings "A New Love for Old." He initially gets "One Moment Alone" with the chorus; Shirley reprises it in the show later. The smitten Victor sings about how "The Breeze Kissed Your Hair." "Don't Ask Me Not to Sing" is the big chorus song, taken from Kern's other major Broadway show of the time Roberta. Victor sings of "The Crystal Candalabra." Shirley learns "Try to Forget," a new song Victor wrote for the show after she left, with harpist Charles (Charles Butterworth) as he tries to convince her to join the show.

Trivia: Vivienne Segal's last film. 

First use of 3-strip Technicolor in a live-action film. 

The Cat and the Fiddle debuted on Broadway in 1931 and ran a year, a decent showing for the height of the Great Depression. It's rarely been seen since, other than this film, though several of the songs were major hits at the time and became Kern standards. 

What I Don't Like: Novarro lacks the chemistry MacDonald had with her more frequent partners Nelson Eddy and Maurice Chevalier. He's a good actor and not a bad singer, but he's more like a brother bickering with his big sister than a lover. Honestly, you don't understand what Shirley sees in him or Daudet, or why she eventually goes back to Victor in the end. Not to mention, there's a few changes from the original show. Instead of Shirley replacing the leading lady, the trouble was when her jazz songs were added to his operetta to give it a little more zip. 

The much-vaunted 3-strip Technicolor sequence is pretty and has nice costumes, but it adds little to the finale other than some flash. The whole thing could have been filmed in black-and-white and had a similar impact. They should have either gone out on a limb and filmed the entire movie in color (something MGM wouldn't do for another 4 years), or tested the Technicolor on shorts instead. Not to mention, the ending doesn't solve much, including their obsession with their work getting in the way of their relationship. 

The Big Finale: Mainly for fans of MacDonald, Novarro, or Kern's music. 

Home Media: Easily found on DVD and streaming, the former via the Warner Archives.